The Big Geek

The Big Geek always carried a condom that they would often put on his head. It might be a bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Big Geek often carried a teapot that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Big Geek needed a cheese grater that they sometimes put on his head. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Big Geek had a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Geek owned a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. This seems to be a different action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels it was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Geek owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.