Her Crypting Geek

Her Crypting Geek needed a big sponge that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Her Crypting Geek often carried a melon that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a melon being the thing opted for.

Her Crypting Geek had a sword that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels it was awesome. Strangely, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Her Crypting Geek desired a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

Her Crypting Geek wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Geek desperately wanted a custard pie to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.