The Jolly Geek

The Jolly Geek desperately desired a teapot that they liked to smash. It should be a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a teapot of all things.

The Jolly Geek looked for a porno magazine to throw. This seems a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Jolly Geek desperately craved for a condom to play with. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

The Jolly Geek found a bat to embrace. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

The Jolly Geek found a set square to demolish. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A set square is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Geek wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it