Their Chinese Geek

Their Chinese Geek carried a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was fun. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Their Chinese Geek desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Their Chinese Geek wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It should be a new thought, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Their Chinese Geek desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Chinese Geek wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Their Chinese Geek often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.