The Anxious Geek

The Anxious Geek desperately wanted a sponge that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Anxious Geek owned a wig that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

The Anxious Geek desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Geek had a crown that they would often break. One might say this is a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Geek always kept a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Anxious Geek desperately searched for a pen that they liked to eat. It might have been a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was selected.