The Silly Geek

The Silly Geek often carried a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator having that done to it

The Silly Geek always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Geek often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Geek always carried a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Geek wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Silly Geek desperately needed a bag of poop to rub on his belly. One might say this is an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.