My Grumpy Geek

My Grumpy Geek found a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Geek often carried a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Geek often carried a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Geek needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

My Grumpy Geek found a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Geek desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It would have been a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.