My Fucking Geek

My Fucking Geek always carried a CD player that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Geek always kept a set square that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a set square having that done to it

My Fucking Geek carried a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

My Fucking Geek always kept a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Geek always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

My Fucking Geek desperately needed a pen that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was opted for.