My Dodgy Geek

My Dodgy Geek desired a mug that they would often share. It should be an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Geek had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Geek had a vibrator that they would embrace. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Geek desperately looked for a stretchman that they liked to break. This could be considered an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

My Dodgy Geek searched for a stapler that they would often break. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Geek desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.