The Fucking Geek

The Fucking Geek found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Geek always carried a CD player that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Geek desperately looked for a stapler that they would often throw. This seems an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be entertaining. A stapler being the chosen item.

The Fucking Geek desperately needed a sword that they would smash. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Geek desperately looked for a melon to sit and look at. This seems to be an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Geek desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.