Her Boring Geek

Her Boring Geek looked for a mug that they sometimes demolish. It would be a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a mug being the thing selected.

Her Boring Geek searched for a hat that they would often sit and look at. It was an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Geek desperately desired a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set square of all things.

Her Boring Geek owned a spade that they would put up their bum. It should have been a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item chosen.

Her Boring Geek desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Geek looked for a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.