His Lonely Geek

His Lonely Geek desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

His Lonely Geek searched for a porno magazine that they liked to drop. It should have been a strange action, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

His Lonely Geek always had with them a crown that they liked to worship. This seems to be a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected it was awesome. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Geek desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. A spade being the chosen item.

His Lonely Geek had a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Geek desperately looked for a stretchman to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it