His Fat Geek

His Fat Geek always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

His Fat Geek needed a stretchman that they would throw. It is a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Geek always kept a vibrator to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Geek desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. It is a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

His Fat Geek desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

His Fat Geek found a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. A vibrator is the thing that was chosen.