The Beautiful Geek

The Beautiful Geek owned a bottle of beer that they would often break. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Geek owned a painting of a melon that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Beautiful Geek desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. A rubber chicken of all things.

The Beautiful Geek needed a block of cheese to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Geek always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is exciting. A toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Geek looked for a bag of poop that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop of all things.