My Crypting Geek

My Crypting Geek wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

My Crypting Geek desperately looked for a mug that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.

My Crypting Geek desperately looked for a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

My Crypting Geek had a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to select.

My Crypting Geek searched for a porno magazine that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

My Crypting Geek desired a chocolate bar that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was entertaining. A chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.