Her Ugly Geek

Her Ugly Geek had a block of cheese that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Her Ugly Geek desired a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It was an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Geek desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Her Ugly Geek always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Geek desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Geek often carried a can of Tango that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.