Their Bewildered Geek

Their Bewildered Geek carried a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is amazing. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Geek desperately searched for a custard pie to cuddle. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

Their Bewildered Geek craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Geek desired a CD player that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Geek owned a dildo that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to choose.

Their Bewildered Geek carried a condom to put up their bum. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was opted for.