Her Dodgy Geek

Her Dodgy Geek owned a radiator that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Geek carried a hat to smash. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a hat of all things.

Her Dodgy Geek desperately searched for a little monkey that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

Her Dodgy Geek desperately craved for a dildo that they would eat. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo of all things.

Her Dodgy Geek desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Geek desperately craved for a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to opt for.