The Square Geek

The Square Geek desperately needed a bat to drop. It might be an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Geek looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. A cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Square Geek desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes embrace. It would be a strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Geek desired a CD player that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Geek desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an original proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Square Geek wanted a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.