A Chinese Geek

A Chinese Geek found a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Geek desperately needed a condom that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.

A Chinese Geek often carried a can of coke that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Geek desperately looked for a sponge that they would put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen item.

A Chinese Geek craved for a crown that they would often experiment on. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to select.

A Chinese Geek always carried a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.