The Stupid Geek

The Stupid Geek desired a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Geek desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Stupid Geek owned a set of lego that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Geek carried a teapot that they would demolish. It might be a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Geek desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been an odd exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who felt it was wonderful. A sponge is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Geek carried a dildo that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.