The Confused Geek

The Confused Geek desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Geek desperately desired a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. It is an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Confused Geek searched for a stapler to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a stapler of all things.

The Confused Geek often carried a can of coke that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Geek always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Geek carried a lava lamp to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.