The Curious Geek

The Curious Geek had a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be amazing. A dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Curious Geek craved for a bottle of beer that they would eat. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A bottle of beer of all things.

The Curious Geek desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A rubber chicken of all things.

The Curious Geek desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Curious Geek craved for a cucumber that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Geek desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.