The Crypting Geek

The Crypting Geek searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Geek owned a sword to hug. It is considered to be a strange idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Geek desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Geek desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Geek desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was fun. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Geek desperately wanted a condom that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was selected.