A Funny Geek

A Funny Geek desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Geek found a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

A Funny Geek desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. It was an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

A Funny Geek desperately looked for a sponge to smash. It would have been a fairly surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Geek desperately wanted a tomato that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt it was exciting. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Geek desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was chosen.