The Boring Geek

The Boring Geek desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Boring Geek desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Boring Geek needed a pen that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Boring Geek desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Boring Geek found a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Geek craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A painting of a melon is the thing to select.