Her Adorable Giraffe

Her Adorable Giraffe desperately desired a bag of poop to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Her Adorable Giraffe desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Her Adorable Giraffe desired a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

Her Adorable Giraffe had a ball that they would often break. It is a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Adorable Giraffe needed a sack of potatoes to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Her Adorable Giraffe looked for a pint of cider to put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.