A Horny Giraffe

A Horny Giraffe wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally play with. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A chocolate bar being the item opted for.

A Horny Giraffe looked for a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. A helmet would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Giraffe craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Horny Giraffe searched for a set square that they would sometimes share. It should be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square was the chosen thing.

A Horny Giraffe desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

A Horny Giraffe desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.