The Bum Loving Giraffe

The Bum Loving Giraffe always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Giraffe searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Giraffe carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Giraffe always had with them a sponge that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Giraffe wanted a hat that they would sometimes worship. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Giraffe looked for a wig that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A wig would be the item that was selected.