The Troubled Giraffe

The Troubled Giraffe searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Troubled Giraffe always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Troubled Giraffe always had with them a spade that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade being the item selected.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Troubled Giraffe always carried a ball that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a ball is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.