Hungry Giraffe

Hungry Giraffe desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Hungry Giraffe needed a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Hungry Giraffe craved for a pint of beer to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

Hungry Giraffe always kept a sword that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

Hungry Giraffe owned a tomato that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item opted for.

Hungry Giraffe looked for a mug that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.