The Scary Giraffe

The Scary Giraffe desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Scary Giraffe carried a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Giraffe owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. It was an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Giraffe desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Giraffe searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Scary Giraffe found a stretchman that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. A stretchman being the chosen item.