The Big Giraffe

The Big Giraffe had a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was epic. Remarkably, a sword having that done to it

The Big Giraffe always carried a computer that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Big Giraffe desperately needed a melon that they liked to experiment on. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Giraffe wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a new thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Big Giraffe desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Giraffe desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a melon being the item selected.