My Green Giraffe

My Green Giraffe always kept a bag of poop that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A bag of poop being the thing selected.

My Green Giraffe found a sponge to put on his head. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Green Giraffe desperately needed a rubber chicken to put on his head. It is a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

My Green Giraffe desired a teapot that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

My Green Giraffe found a mug that they would embrace. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. A mug having that done to it

My Green Giraffe often carried a vibrator to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.