Their Special Giraffe

Their Special Giraffe owned a condom that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Their Special Giraffe had a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Their Special Giraffe carried a sword to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to select.

Their Special Giraffe searched for a can of coke that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was awesome. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to select.

Their Special Giraffe looked for a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Their Special Giraffe desperately desired a bat that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.