His Red Giraffe

His Red Giraffe found a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon of all things.

His Red Giraffe carried a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

His Red Giraffe desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often play with. It should be an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator having that done to it

His Red Giraffe desperately craved for a radiator that they would often play with. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Red Giraffe desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.

His Red Giraffe had a bottle of coke that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.