A Stupid Giraffe

A Stupid Giraffe desired a crown that they would often embrace. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is stunning. A crown would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Giraffe searched for a condom that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a condom being the item opted for.

A Stupid Giraffe desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

A Stupid Giraffe desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Giraffe had a big sponge that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Giraffe often carried a sword that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be exciting. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was selected.