The Grumpy Giraffe

The Grumpy Giraffe always had with them a melon to eat. One might say this is a funny action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Giraffe wanted a spade that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Giraffe owned a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Giraffe craved for a sword that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a sword being the chosen thing.