My Foolish Giraffe

My Foolish Giraffe desperately needed a helmet to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Giraffe carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Giraffe owned a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

My Foolish Giraffe desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

My Foolish Giraffe always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen item.