Her Determined Giraffe

Her Determined Giraffe wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Her Determined Giraffe always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Her Determined Giraffe always carried a cup that they sometimes share. It should be an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a cup of all things.

Her Determined Giraffe found a dildo to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo being the thing selected.

Her Determined Giraffe desperately searched for a spade that they would often smash. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Her Determined Giraffe looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer of all things.