The Stupid Giraffe

The Stupid Giraffe found a lava lamp to drop. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Giraffe always carried a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Giraffe craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Giraffe carried a condom to smash. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Giraffe desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally break. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Stupid Giraffe owned a little monkey to throw. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing selected.