Her Silly Giraffe

Her Silly Giraffe wanted a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

Her Silly Giraffe searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. It was an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Her Silly Giraffe always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

Her Silly Giraffe craved for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Her Silly Giraffe needed a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a new activity, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

Her Silly Giraffe always kept a bottle of wine to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.