The Lovely Giraffe

The Lovely Giraffe found a bag of poop that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Giraffe had a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Lovely Giraffe wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often share. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Giraffe desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Giraffe always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often share. It might be a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Lovely Giraffe searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.