My Nervous Giraffe

My Nervous Giraffe often carried a pencil sharpener to sleep with. It would have been a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Giraffe desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often play with. It is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Giraffe always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is magnificent. A cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Giraffe wanted a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to select.

My Nervous Giraffe often carried a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Giraffe carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.