A Lonely Giraffe

A Lonely Giraffe desperately craved for a crown that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Giraffe found a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pen being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Giraffe often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

A Lonely Giraffe had a crown that they would sometimes play with. This seems a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

A Lonely Giraffe found a dildo that they liked to sleep with. This seems an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

A Lonely Giraffe owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to choose.