The Retarded Giraffe

The Retarded Giraffe found a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber of all things.

The Retarded Giraffe always kept a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Giraffe desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Giraffe always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Giraffe owned a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Giraffe desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes drop. It would be a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A set square was the item that was chosen.