Her Cheerful Giraffe

Her Cheerful Giraffe desperately needed a dildo that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a dildo being the item selected.

Her Cheerful Giraffe desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes smash. It is a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Giraffe desired a big sponge that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Giraffe always carried a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Giraffe wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Cheerful Giraffe needed a bag of poop to put down their trousers. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.