A Purple Giraffe

A Purple Giraffe always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be awe-inspring. A rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Purple Giraffe had a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Purple Giraffe had a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

A Purple Giraffe desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It should have been an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

A Purple Giraffe always carried a bag of poop that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

A Purple Giraffe desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often break. It would be a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.