The Famous Giraffe

The Famous Giraffe always kept a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Famous Giraffe wanted a CD player that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Famous Giraffe wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Giraffe found a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was spectacular. A pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Famous Giraffe often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes annihilate It might be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Famous Giraffe desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen item.