Her Blue Giraffe

Her Blue Giraffe often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Her Blue Giraffe owned a porno magazine to share. It might be a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

Her Blue Giraffe often carried a wig that they liked to worship. It might be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a wig being the chosen thing.

Her Blue Giraffe desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

Her Blue Giraffe found a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Blue Giraffe always carried a mug that they sometimes throw. It would have been a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.